Zombies, Zombys, Xombies: Free 2012 Calendars by Mail: December Edition

It’s late so the pickings are slim and mostly non existent.

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Chinese Paintings

Free Mission Calendar

The Mother Lode of free calendars

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Free 2012 Calendar by Mail #2

If you come up with any problem links let me know. Almost all calendar offers run out sooner or later so try the next link if the current one does not work.

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BNSF Calendar

School Calendar

Fatima Calendar

Free Biker Calendar

Chutes and Ladders Calendar

Victory in Grace

Agilent Aerospace Defense Calendar

http://apple2online.com/index.php?p=1_61_FREE-A2OL-2012-Calendar

Apple 2 online

Free Baby Calendar

Free desk Calendar

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Free 2012 Calendar by Mail

Free 2012 Women’s Health Calendar

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A Constellation of Idiots

It is Better to be Drunk than Wasted

Texas Toast

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Angel Sightings

9th Gate of the 11th Heaven

Seeing 11s in 2011

Lulu

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Free 2012 Calendars by Mail–November 2011 Edition

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ThanksGiving cards?

Print your own cards

Customize your holiday cards

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pdf fillable calendar

Betty Crocker Calendars

Goal Calendar

Angry Birds

Cute Calendar

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Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak

13 Dec 2011 2 Comments

by poetryman69 in Blogroll Tags: 2012 phenomenon, apocalypse, Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak [Edit]

I am wearing my Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak. Hey, it’s invisible. How would you know if I am wearing it or not? As a matter of fact, the fact that you can’t see it means the power is even greater!!!!

Just saw a great post on another website of a fetching lass wearing her invisible Mystic Mayan power cloak–and nothing else. Love that cloak!

Not for the feint of heart. If you were unable to see the Emperor’s new clothes or the accomplishments of the Obama administration. You do not want to see it!

Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak

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Have Zombies Will Travel

Nuke Zombies from Orbit

Zeitgeist

Zombie Apocalypse

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2012 Doomsday Survival Kit

I was looking at what some folks call essential. Surely you would only put the essentials in your 21 December 2012 doomsday survival kit:

1) One box of extra large magnum condoms (sounds like wishful thinking…)

2) A signed photo of Anthony Michael Hall (hey, this wasn’t on my list)

3) A catapult and some ammunition (Say what? You gonna do some pumpkin chunking?)

4) Zombie repellant (OK, so I added this one)

5) Booze and lots of it

6) A box of live scorpions. (On those survival shows they eat scorpions. When thieves come for you, offer to share your scorpions. Then show them, you weren’t kidding)

7) A spam, Vegemite and blood orange fruit cake (no one living wants this, and anyone dead–like zombies–fear it’s power. Yeah, it’s all yours.)

Any of Bill O’Reilly’s books. (They can be used as kindling to start fires and since they have been untouched by human hands, they are sanitary and can be used to bind wounds. They don’t really make serviceable toilet paper but desperate times call for desperate measures)