Cicada 3301: Do Space Aliens Zombies Want to Eat Your Brain?

Why does some entity want you to solve an arcane puzzle and prove your brilliance?  Why to demonstrate that your brain is "done", fully cooked and just right for eating.  So you may solve the Cicada 3301 and simultaneously donate your brain to science!!!!

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The bBizarre Headless Rainbow Space Alien Zombie Insect Eaters Conspiracy

The Only Reason They Won't Eat Your Brain Is Because They Can't

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Headless Zombie Space Aliens Stole our Brains?

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Some guy asked:  Why we keep losing wars.

My answers are here:


Headless zombie space aliens stole our brains.

For some damn reason we are fighting for other people's oil in the middle east. We don't need to be there. We know it. So we don't fight to win. You can't win there anyway. They enjoy killing each other.


We need to establish the Pork Protectorate in the People's Republic of Bacon here in the United States of America. That way, the radicals won't come here, we won't go there and everybody's happy!




Because you have been such lovely contestants, Middle East, we will  send you all our foreign criminals, illegal aliens and undocumented democrats.


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The bBizarre Headless Rainbow Space Alien Zombie Insect Eaters Conspiracy

 

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Shopping For Zombies At The Shopping Maul

Who knew, you can shop for zombies.  Just like you get some murder and brisket at a dinner theater, apparently there are abandoned shopping malls that allow you have a zombie hunting experience.   Apparently "weapons" are provided and you get to see dead people!!!!


Zombie Shopping Mall


Don't Hunt Zombies Naked

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