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Monday, February 16, 2015
Thursday, February 12, 2015
Wednesday, February 11, 2015
The Attack of the Invisible Zombies
If you thought about it you knew it was only a matter of time. Sooner or later the insane Dr Xombie, experimenter extraordinaire would figure out a way to render walking dead flesh eater invisible. He did this by several methods. A group of invisible zombies was eventually attained. Dr Xombie started by infusing highly contagious viruses with the chromatophores from cuttlefish and the pigmented skin of chameleons. Then zombies were infected with the viruses and the ability to change skin color was thereby transferred. Using combination of electroshock therapy and poisonous gases as well a punishment reward system, the good doctor taught some zombies to camouflage themselves by taking on the coloration of their surroundings. A select group of chameleon zombies were given even more stringent and even more arcane treatment and eventually they learned to display whatever pattern of light that appeared behind the zombie on his front. Dr Xombie had to do ground breaking work on the theory that skin cells can detect light naturally without any manipulation at all.
The advanced zombies could either camouflage themselves or render themselves completely invisible depending on whims or need.
Since zombies are dead, walking dead, they did not show up on infrared. Humans who survived invisible zombie attacks did so by relying on sound and the movement of objects in the vicinity of the zombies.
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Sunday, February 8, 2015
Dr Zomby The Walking Dead Whisperer Goes Viral
In an alternate universe, Dr Zomby is
a virologist. He captures zombies and performs viral experiments on
them. Dr Zomby once saw a presentation on what would be required
to make fire breathing dragons real. Intrigued, Dr Zomby captures some sturdy
young zombies, and begins experimenting on some viruses and injecting them into
the young walking dead. The virus makes the skin of the young zombies
rough and scaly. They begin to take on the appearance of lizard men.
Next Dr Zomby introduces viruses that incorporate exotic platinum compounds into the cells of the young zombies. After many failures and many dead, scaly zombies who puked metal and died, at last Dr Zomby was successful. For reasons known only to the doctor and perhaps satan, Dr Zomby unleashes fire breathing zombies on the world. Hell just got worse.
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Dr Zombie The Walking Dead Whisperer
It almost goes without saying that a guy who calls himself: Dr Zombie the Walking Dead Whisperer, will have a habit of strapping zombies down to chairs and shoving electrodes deep into their virus infected brains.
Dr Zombie knew it was going to be a bad day when he awoke covered in gore. He was not sure whose gore it was--though he had his suspicions. He knew his captured walking dead zombie did not put the gore there. The creature was still quietly struggling against it's bonds in the laboratory.
It would have been a convenient conceit for Dr Zombie to tell himself he could not remember how it all happened but with just a little effort the memories where crystal clear. Dr Zombie has always wanted to know what it felt like to actually be a zombie without being a zombie. And so he pulled the nerve impulses directly out of that walking dead wretch and piped it into his own brain. So he knew what he had done but not necessarily to whom he had done it.
Well, Dr Zombie thought, I hope I killed the help and not my own family. Even during a dystopian Zombie Apocalypse, what authorities there were would probably frown on slaughtering your own family.
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By the way, what will you do if you find out he is worth considerably less than $1 billion?
His bragging is bigger than yours.
His bragging is bolder than yours.
His bragging is more dangerous than yours. Why deny it, you know it's true.
He is the most disingenuous man in the world.
" I don't always build walls. But when I do, Mexico pays for them!!!"
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By the way, what will you do if you find out he is worth considerably less than $1 billion?
His bragging is bigger than yours.
His bragging is bolder than yours.
His bragging is more dangerous than yours. Why deny it, you know it's true.
He is the most disingenuous man in the world.
" I don't always build walls. But when I do, Mexico pays for them!!!"
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