Zombies, Zombys, Xombies: 2012: Happy New Year!

Saturday, December 31, 2011

2012: Happy New Year!

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Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak

I am wearing my Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak. Hey, it’s invisible. How would you know if I am wearing it or not? As a matter of fact, the fact that you can’t see it means the power is even greater!!!!

Just saw a great post on another website of a fetching lass wearing her invisible Mystic Mayan power cloak–and nothing else. Love that cloak!

Not for the feint of heart. If you were unable to see the Emperor’s new clothes or the accomplishments of the Obama administration. You do not want to see it!

Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak

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Have Zombies Will Travel

Nuke Zombies from Orbit

Zeitgeist

Zombie Apocalypse

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2012 Doomsday Survival Kit

I was looking at what some folks call essential. Surely you would only put the essentials in your 21 December 2012 doomsday survival kit:

1) One box of extra large magnum condoms (sounds like wishful thinking…)

2) A signed photo of Anthony Michael Hall (hey, this wasn’t on my list)

3) A catapult and some ammunition (Say what? You gonna do some pumpkin chunking?)

4) Zombie repellant (OK, so I added this one)

5) Booze and lots of it

6) A box of live scorpions. (On those survival shows they eat scorpions. When thieves come for you, offer to share your scorpions. Then show them, you weren’t kidding)

7) A spam, Vegemite and blood orange fruit cake (no one living wants this, and anyone dead–like zombies–fear it’s power. Yeah, it’s all yours.)

Any of Bill O’Reilly’s books. (They can be used as kindling to start fires and since they have been untouched by human hands, they are sanitary and can be used to bind wounds. They don’t really make serviceable toilet paper but desperate times call for desperate measures)