Zombies, Zombys, Xombies: January 2013

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2013 Rainbow Images

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Jan 27, 2013 10:13:40 AM

Rainbow Squids

Rainbow Apocalypse: Rainbow of Doom Card

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The Book of Rainbows

Hearts and Rainbows Valentines...
SteamPunk Rainbow Gyros
The Book of Rainbows
Digital Rainbows
Collecting Rainbow Stamps
How to Mail a Rainbow
Cyber Rainbow
Linear Rainbow
Rainbows in the Gutter
Whispering Rainbows and Digital Rainbows

Rainbow Gyroscope Tile

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Gyroscopic Rainbow Notes Greeting Card

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Rainbow World Gyroscopic PostCard

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121212 Rainbow Heart Casemate iPhone 5 Cases

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Rainbow Heart Paper Products Round Stickers

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Rainbow Heart Paper Products Greeting Card

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Jan 27, 2013 9:57:51 AM | Current Affairs

The Book of Rainbows

The Book of Rainbows
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Jan 22, 2013 9:46:32 PM

How to Solve a Difficult Sudoku Puzzle

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Solving a hard Sudoku puzzle turns on a system of constraints. A constraint is a mathematical concept which forces an object to fish or fowl but not both. For Sudoku this means in some cases that a number can be in one place but not another. You are on your way to solving the puzzle when the constraints tell you that the number MUST be one value and that it CANNOT be any other value.
The constraints for a Sudoku puzzle are inherent in the description of the puzzle. All rows must contain the sequence 1 through 9 in any order once and only once. All columns must contain the sequence 1 through 9 in any order once and only once. And finally, each of the 9 matrices that constitute the puzzle can contain the numbers 1 through 9 in any order once and only once.
If you need more clues read all about it here:
How to Solve a Difficult Sudoku Problem

Link: www.firehow.com/2013011936210/how-to-solve-a-...

Jan 20, 2013 9:25:02 PM | Current Affairs

Bikini Videos. Skin Bikinis and Sheer Bikinis. See Thru Bikinis. Micro Bikinis

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Hearts and Rainbows Valentines Day Gifts

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12/21/12 Cusp Bag

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Sex and the Single Witch
How to Celebrate Valentines Day
How to Celebrate Pantless and other Fetishes
How to Celebrate a Full Metal Valentines Day
How to Be Famous for Being Famous
How to Wear an Ugly Bikini.
How to Travel Naked
How to Decorate for Valentine's Day 2012
How to Buy a Bikini That fits
How to Love a Zombie
How to Divorce Kim Kardashian
How to Build a Slacker Detector
How to have Sex With An Alien
How to Form a Topless Women's Basketball Team
How to Use Body Modifications on a Canvas of Flesh
How to Celebrate A Leap Year Valentine's Day
How to Celebrate Valentine's with Peruvian Frog Juice
How to Have a Happy Sleeping Day
How to Buy a Spring Fling Bikini
How to Buy Lingerie
How to Pick and Wear Scrunch Butt and Ruched Bikini Bottoms
How to Bullet Proof Your Sex Life
How to Find and Buy Plus Sized Lingerie and Swimwear
How to Enjoy Photos of Sexy Marisa Miller
How Syphilis Affects the California Porn Industry

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Kim Kardashian has the biggest Butt!

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The Worlds’ Sexiest Woman
The World’s Most Beautiful Woman
How to Look Sexy

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Going GaGa!
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Catching Cooties
More Teeny Weenie Bikinis
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Still Sexy After all these Years
Traveling Naked
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Is Sarah Palin Qualified to Squeeze the Cheese?
Delicious Monsters
Poppy Poetry
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10 Rules for Getting Rich and Staying that Way
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Beer Alert
A Constellation of Idiots
It is Better to be Drunk than Wasted
Texas Toast
Going GaGa!
GooGoo GaGa
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The Worlds’ Sexiest Woman
The World’s Most Beautiful Woman
How to Look Sexy
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Travel Naked: Nakations
Naked in America
The Secret Lives of Nudists
Pantless Purple Perverts
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How to Be Famous for Being Famous
World’s Most Beautiful Woman
Biggest Butt
Hostess with the Mostest Off the Market
How to Look like Kim
Kim on FireHow
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The Worlds’ Sexiest Woman
The World’s Most Beautiful Woman
How to Look Sexy
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Hubs

The 11 Forgotten Laws of Attraction

2012 Doomsday Apocalypse Predictions

Doomsday Leap Year and Sadie Hawkins Day

How Is the End Of the World Working Out For You?

If Your Outgo Exceeds Your Income, Your Upkeep Becomes Your Downfall

How to Steal a Trillion Dollars. How to Steal an Election.

How to Avoid Being Foolish on April Fools Day

Obama Can't Find Employment For You, But I Can

Death Blossoms and Moon Flowers

How to Find a Magic, Silver Bullet Cure-All

The Green Energy Alternative is a Bust

Buying a House

For Lease, For Sale, Foreclosed

Killing Fire Ants

No One Told You When To Run: 2012 Elections

Government Unions and the End of Western Civilization

Is Obama Legally Liable for Illegal Aliens?

Hubs

The 11 Forgotten Laws of Attraction

2012 Doomsday Apocalypse Predictions

Doomsday Leap Year and Sadie Hawkins Day

How Is the End Of the World Working Out For You?

If Your Outgo Exceeds Your Income, Your Upkeep Becomes Your Downfall

How to Steal a Trillion Dollars. How to Steal an Election.

How to Avoid Being Foolish on April Fools Day

Obama Can't Find Employment For You, But I Can

Death Blossoms and Moon Flowers

How to Find a Magic, Silver Bullet Cure-All

The Green Energy Alternative is a Bust

Buying a House

For Lease, For Sale, Foreclosed

Killing Fire Ants

No One Told You When To Run: 2012 Elections

Government Unions and the End of Western Civilization

Is Obama Legally Liable for Illegal Aliens?

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Rainbow Apocalypse: Rainbow of Doom Card

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How to Create DoomCember
What if the World Really Does Come to an End?
Banking on DoomCember
Stay Tuned to Radio Doomsday
Doomsday Has Been Cancelled!
Happy Merry DoomCember!
DoomCember: Strange Doom. How to Destroy a Planet without Really Trying
The Universal Church of Bob and December Doomsday: DoomCember 2012
Hold Still Whilst I Futz with Your Brain
France Says: You can Doom Here!
Cloning Doomsday: DoomCember Dreams

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Twin Spikes T-Shirt

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12/21/12 Cusp Bag

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Rainbow Splash Card Deck

Rainbow Gyroscope Tile

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Rainbow Apocalypse: Rainbow of Doom Card

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Product Design

Gyroscopic Rainbow Notes Greeting Card

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Product Design

Rainbow World Gyroscopic PostCard

9 Days of Dooming

DoomCember

How is that End of the World Thing Working Oout For You?

Link: www.firehow.com/2012021530472/how-to-be-a-doo...

Doomsday For Sale

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How is the End Of the World Working Out for you?
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How to Prepare for the End of the World
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DoomCember
Twin Spikes T-Shirt
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21 December 2012

12 21 12 Cusp Bag

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Jan 6, 2013 8:59:58 PM

V Day

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Jan 6, 2013 6:51:18 PM

Bozo With Your Nose So Bright, Won't You Help Me Slay Tonight?

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Bozo With Your Nose So Bright, Will You Help Me Slay Tonight?

And so the serial killer, lost, alone and stumbling in the fetid, unrelieved darkness of deepest caverns, chanced upon a circus clown with a glowing proboscis. Whereupon the taker of so many lives said:
Bozo With Your Nose So Bright, Will You Help Me Slay Tonight?

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Giving the Gift of Gag: Joke XMAS Gifts

Giving the Gift of Gag: Joke XMAS Gifts

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Poultry in Motion and Another Hitler Joke

Let's face it gents, sometimes the ladies have it just about right. For instance, your run of the mill sports talk station is a waste of skin.

One day, under the guise of something called "Poultry in Motion", one of the local sports talk radio knuckleheads came up with a new wrinkle for the ever present "Hitler Joke."
In retrospect, that probably tells you everything you wanted to know about the Dallas Texas sports radio talk station called The Ticket. The running gag of one of their programs called "The Musers" is some kind of Hitler joke.
Okay, so the most recent attempt at using Adolph for humor came down to this.
How much money would it require for you to invariably adopt the heil Hitler salute in every photo taken of you from this moment forward?
One of the nimrods on this grab butt fest said a billion dollars.
It's not world peace but it's not the world in pieces either.
I wonder what the traffic lady on that other radio station has on her mind...

After that, surely Mike and Mike are back from commercials and I can occasionally hear remarks about a sporting contest again.

With any luck I will be at work and the morning jive will mercifully be over.

Link: voices.yahoo.com/the-best-little-gay-sports-t...

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Glory Holes and Jerry Wipes

You now what they say about The Ticket: A bunch of guys hanging around the glory hole with a hand full of Jerry Wipes.

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Vomit Cam

Some of the more disgusting parts of the pre-season Dallas Cowboys football media seem endlessly entranced by players who regurgitate on the sideline. Expect vomit cam soon.
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Lizard Lips. Zygodactylous.

lizard. Zygodactylous.
Chameleons. Lizards with opposable thumbs.
Or it is a bird?

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Scram Jet hits Mach 6.0 X-51A Wave Rider.

By poetryman69
Mach 6 is 6* the speed of sound= 6* 761.2= which is about 4,567.2 miles per hour. In other words you could cover a distance equal to radius of the earth (about 4000 miles) in less than one hour.
ScramJet
Riding the Supersonic Shockwave
Some say it went 6 times the speed of sound
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7 Deadly Cyber Sins

By poetryman69
There are behaviors which will get your posts removed from social media blog sites. There are activities that will get your account temporarily suspended from news blog sites. And then there actions which are tantamount to digital suicide. Once you perform such actions you will suffer digital death. You will be cut off from information that might be the result of months of work or years of life and there will be no recourse, no reprieve and no appeal.

The worst mistake you can make on the internet is to put all of your eggs in one basket. If you do your emailing, blogging and forum posting all in one place then a mistake anywhere can cost you access everywhere.
Posting controversial opinions can get you banned from websites. What’s controversial depends on where you are. For instance, since most of the media feels a tingle every time President Obama reads from a teleprompter it would not do on many news or current event blogging sites to write a post calling the president, Chairman Obama as in Chairman Mao, or calling him a communist or stating that Barack Obama’s real name is Barry Soetoro and that he is a foreign-born, Marxist Muslim. Don’t try this at home kiddies.

On more conservative sites it might not be wise to assert that both Bush and Cheney are Satan worshiping, Nazi war criminals who ought to be tried for torture and starting an illegal war in Iraq. Unless you want your posts removed unceremoniously. If they can’t take a joke you might just get banned.

Not everyone likes viewing sexy pictures of scantily clad coeds so don’t post those on more family oriented sites. Also, almost any candid picture of women protesting the fact that it is legal for men to be topless in public but not legal for women, can get you banned from many sites. Even if the women are painted so that nothing can actually be seen. Similarly, any candid photo of any type of burlesque gathering or celebration of adult film stars or erotica is not suitable for many websites and posting it could get you banned for life. Check around the website to see what others are posting before you get “dangerous” with your posting. If even the neighborhood nudist only posts pictures of his friends from behind, you have all the warning you need and all the warning you may ever get.

If you are a member of a humor site, look around. If the level of humor is singing fruit and putting the heads of the famous people on break dancers, don’t post intellectual jokes. A joke that must be read and which does not move or do silly things and worse than that requires thought could be a disaster. And yes, the joke police will come by and remove your post for not being funny.

On many sites only the house can bet. By this I mean that the site host can make money off of advertising. If you post in a way that makes it look like you are trying to make money off advertising some websites will suspend your post and no one will be able to see it. Still other websites will simply remove your post unceremoniously. And finally, some sites will do what was called in the DOS days: delete *.*. This is to say they will erase you from history. The next time you try to log in your login will not work. You may get an email stating that you violated the terms of the agreement and you are banned for life.

Your idea of what is too commercial and the blog site’s idea of what is too commercial will almost certainly differ. For instance, an article about how to make money from writing articles could be useful and even desirable to many people. But if you are not careful, that article could get you banned. For instance, it is easier to get away with posting an article that tells how to get your writings read or published than how to make money off your writing. If you avoid anything that sounds like a get rich quick, money making scheme you will be better off.
Avoid anything that looks like your spamming or scamming a site. Again, what constitutes this behavior can be in the eye of the beholder except that the Information Nazi who can ban you for life is always right. Even if you think the exact same set of remarks are perfect for ten separate forums on your favorite forum site, don’t copy and paste your “perfect” remarks. If you can not completely rewrite your remarks so that they appear to be from 10 different people, prepare to be banned for life.
Also be ware of the double post. It may seem to you that your first attempt to post did no work or may want to change the category that you submitted in. If in doubt. Log out. Go away for 30 minutes to and hour and then go see if your post is there. If so, then you have just avoided being banned for life for the transgression of double posting.
If you insist on posting the same information in a newer, more correct category, copy your post and save it some where like in a Word document. Delete the old post. Logout. Go away for 30 minutes to an hour or even longer if it takes that long for changes to appear on your site. Make sure that the old post is completely gone. Now post pearls of wisdom in the new category and cross your fingers. The information Nazis have wicked computers that may still insist you tried to post the same stuff twice and you will once again be banned for life!
For those of us who are not rich as famous, the internet can be a like a newspaper wherein we get out all the news that we see fit to print. In order make sure that the maximum number of people see our news, we might copy and paste that baby on many, many websites. Be advised that some blogging sites frown on this behavior and they will suspend, block or ban you for life for doing it.

Some websites allow and even seem encourage an incredible amount of rudeness. People with the mentality of a 7^th grade boy—the kind that thinks that vomit cookies and booger pie are the funniest concepts he has ever come across—are allowed and even encouraged to curse out anyone at any time. I was not actually surprised when I later heard of once such site that I have vowed never to return to, that on more than one occasion one site member has robbed and killed another. Pathological rudeness is a sign of sickness that you don’t want in your life. Stay out of there.

If you are the kind of rude boy who goes about flaming folks, cursing, and stalking people, there are more than a few websites that will delete your posts and ban you for life but then, you deserve it.

Resurrection from digital death may not be possible. But there are ways to avoid committing cyber suicide.

Stay off the internet altogether. If you don’t play, they can’t make you pay.
If you do go on the internet never do anything controversial. This much easier than it may seem. Don’t blog. Stay away from forums. Do not participate in social media. Never post photos on the web. The waitress who was fired for complaining on social media about a bad tipper or the woman who killed by someone she met in a chat room were both performing activities that you don’t actually need to do even if your job is internet based.
Create several identities on the web. Have one email identity that never does anything risky. He is all business and just applies for jobs or pays his insurance bill on line. On a completely different free email provider, create a totally separate personality that blogs, posts, and opines like there is tomorrow. When Risky Rick gets banned some place, create another throw away personality. If you really want to stick it to the websites that visit digital death upon their users, make the fake personality not only completely unlike you, make him unlike anyone. Give him an address in the most northern reaches of Alaska. Make him a Zoroastrian , albino from Albanian who grew up in Youjokeistan. Make the spam scammers chase you around the internet with ads you will never look at for products you would never buy.
Do some homework and find out which of the free email providers will hold your email in perpetuity, even if you only visit your info once a year. Create a completely silent, dummy personality here who never says or does anything. His only purpose is accept copies of vital correspondence. Any information you cannot afford to lose is forwarded to the dummy. If you ever get banned or otherwise lose access to your main, vital email address, the dummy has your backup documents and you are not totally screwed.
Trust the internet to screw you sooner or later. The only way to protect yourself from that is to always have a back up of important information on your own hard drive which you do not need internet access to see.
If you are the adventurous, tech savvy type, consider hosting your own email server. You could even use Microsoft Outlook but that means you have to worry about Microsoft vulnerabilities. There are downloaded email packages out on the web that you should look into if you are a technical person. The bottom line is never crap where you eat. Never let your email access be tied to something that can get you banned for life.
Reset all your passwords to something that is not in the dictionary and if possible has special characters and a mix of small and capital letters. If you have to, write the new passwords down and keep them in your wallet. If it is too easy to get into your email or blog accounts then people who don’t care if you get banned or not could hijack your accounts and start spamming everyone you know. All of the usual email precautions apply as well. Some email attachments are viruses. Unless you have specific knowledge that someone is sending you an attachment, there is always a risk in opening an email with an attachment and an even greater risk of opening the attachment. Links in an email should never be trusted—you don’t know where it’s been or where it’s going. Check the email of address of any correspondence that claims to be from an official source. Large companies have their own servers. Official looking email which came from a free email provider is at best spam and at worst a virus laded trap.

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Cyber Suicide

By poetryman69

Never put all your eggs in one basket.

Some internet entities try to be all things to all people. They offer free email, free blogging, and free forum posts.

The question is: Did you really read that agreement you signed on to when you signed up?

Did you know that if moron in Podunk convinces another moron on the staff of the free email provider that you violated the terms of the agreement you could lose the ability to access years of information in you emails, forum posts, blogs, notes, etc.

And you will have no recourse.

No amount of begging and pleading will get you back in.

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