Saturday, December 31, 2011

2012: Happy New Year!

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Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak

I am wearing my Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak. Hey, it’s invisible. How would you know if I am wearing it or not? As a matter of fact, the fact that you can’t see it means the power is even greater!!!!

Just saw a great post on another website of a fetching lass wearing her invisible Mystic Mayan power cloak–and nothing else. Love that cloak!

Not for the feint of heart. If you were unable to see the Emperor’s new clothes or the accomplishments of the Obama administration. You do not want to see it!

Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak

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Have Zombies Will Travel

Nuke Zombies from Orbit

Zeitgeist

Zombie Apocalypse

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2012 Doomsday Survival Kit

I was looking at what some folks call essential.  Surely you would only put the essentials in your 21 December 2012 doomsday survival kit:

1)  One box of extra large magnum condoms (sounds like wishful thinking…)

2) A signed photo of Anthony Michael Hall (hey, this wasn’t on my list)

3) A catapult and some ammunition (Say what?  You gonna do some pumpkin chunking?)

4)  Zombie repellant (OK, so I added this one)

5) Booze and lots of it

6) A box of live scorpions. (On those survival shows they eat scorpions.  When thieves come for you, offer to share your scorpions.  Then show them, you weren’t kidding)

7) A spam, Vegemite and blood orange fruit cake (no one living wants this, and anyone dead–like zombies–fear it’s power.  Yeah, it’s all yours.)

8) Any of Bill O’Reilly’s books.  (They can be used as kindling to start fires and since they have been untouched by human hands, they are sanitary and can be used to bind wounds.  They don’t really make serviceable toilet paper but desperate times call for desperate measures)

9) Twinkies  (Like cockroaches, it is rumored they can survive a nuclear holocaust)

10) Black box  (Just the box.  If we go away, future generations of lizard people will find it and marvel)

11)  Bear spray  (you can never have enough deodorant for bears )

12)  Doughnuts and poptarts (Thank God I don’t have to claim this one.  It’s from somebody’s hurricane disaster kit)

13) Green Beetle Gear (Green beetles are crunchy)

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2012 Predictions

Digital Cyber Terror Attack Code Named Bank Holiday

I love the Smell of Zombies in the Morning

How is the End of the World Working Out For You?

Count Down to the End of the World

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Looking for Doomsday: From the Abyss to the Apocalypse. Dec 12th 2012. 12/21/2012


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2012 Predictions

2012 Doomsday Apocalypse Predictions

Alternate Realities: Future Fictional Predictions for the Year 2012.

Predict 2012

How is the End of the World Working out for You?

Future Fictional Predictions

Digital Cyber Terror Attack Code Named Bank Holiday

I love the Smell of Zombies in the Morning

How is the End of the World Working Out For You

Count Down to the End of the World

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Looking for Doomsday:  From the Abyss to the Apocalypse. Dec 12th 2012.12/21/2012

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2012. End of the World. Doomsday. Sacred Geometries

 

21 December 2012

Golf Balls Killed the Loch Ness Monster

2012 the movie

Scientific Serendipity

090909

Naked Vacation

Sacred Geometries

It is better to be drunk than wasted

Black moon rising

Flat Earth

Attack of the Gray Goo

Looking for God in an Atom Smasher

Who will survive 2012?

Waiting on the End of the World

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2012 Doomsday Apocalypse Predictions

2012 Predictions

Alternative Realities

Predict 2012

Future Fictional Predictions

2012 Prognostications

How to Predict 2012

How to win the 2012 Elections


Psychic Predictions for 2012

2012: Happy New Year!

2012: Happy New Year!

Gong Xi Fa Cai. Gong Hei Fat Choy. Wan Shi Ru Yi. Guo Nian Hao. Happy Chinese Lunar New Year 2011!

Gong Xi Fa Cai. Gong Hei Fat Choy. Wan Shi Ru Yi. Guo Nian Hao. Happy Chinese Lunar New Year 2011!

Perilous PEETA Prognostications and Predictions for 2012

Perilous PEETA Prognostications and Predictions for 2012

Go for the Gold. Glenn Beck Betting on the Collapse? - Yahoo! Voices - voices.yahoo.com

Go for the Gold. Glenn Beck Betting on the Collapse? - Yahoo! Voices - voices.yahoo.com

Sunday, December 25, 2011

How to Get a Free 2012 Calendar | Email | FireHow.com

How to Get a Free 2012 Calendar | Email | FireHow.com

A Virgin Ballot

A Virgin Ballot

Free 2012 Calendars by Mail: December Edition

It’s late so the pickings are slim and mostly non existent.

Does she  smoke?

Get drilled for a free calendar!

Freightliner

Agilent

Refrigerator magnet calendar

MTS Logistics calendar

Art Calendars

Not by mail but interesting

Machine Tools

Some cute calendars

Pocket Calendar

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Chinese Paintings

Free Mission Calendar

The Mother Lode of free calendars

Bird Calendar

Roadsides in bloom

Vintage Planes

Mission 80

Dough Boy Calendar

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Free 2012 Calendar by Mail #2

If you come up with any problem links let me know.  Almost all calendar offers run out sooner or later so try the next link if the current one does not work.

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BNSF Calendar

School Calendar

Fatima Calendar

Free Biker Calendar

Chutes and Ladders Calendar

Victory in Grace

Agilent Aerospace Defense Calendar

http://apple2online.com/index.php?p=1_61_FREE-A2OL-2012-Calendar

Apple 2 online

Free Baby Calendar

Free desk Calendar

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Free 2012 Calendar by Mail

Free 2012 Women’s Health Calendar

IRS calendar

Angels On Earth

Baby Calendar

Women’s Health

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Beer Alert

A Constellation of Idiots

It is Better to be Drunk than Wasted

Texas Toast

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Angel Sightings

9th Gate of the 11th Heaven

Seeing 11s in 2011

Lulu

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Free 2012 Calendars by Mail–November 2011 Edition

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ThanksGiving cards?

Print your own cards

Customize your holiday cards

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pdf fillable calendar

Betty Crocker Calendars

Goal Calendar

Angry Birds

Cute Calendar

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Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak

13 Dec 2011 2 Comments

by poetryman69 in Blogroll Tags: , , [Edit]

I am wearing my Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak. Hey, it’s invisible. How would you know if I am wearing it or not? As a matter of fact, the fact that you can’t see it means the power is even greater!!!!

Just saw a great post on another website of a fetching lass wearing her invisible Mystic Mayan power cloak–and nothing else. Love that cloak!

Not for the feint of heart. If you were unable to see the Emperor’s new clothes or the accomplishments of the Obama administration. You do not want to see it!

Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak

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Have Zombies Will Travel

Nuke Zombies from Orbit

Zeitgeist

Zombie Apocalypse

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2012 Doomsday Survival Kit

I was looking at what some folks call essential.  Surely you would only put the essentials in your 21 December 2012 doomsday survival kit:

1)  One box of extra large magnum condoms (sounds like wishful thinking…)

2) A signed photo of Anthony Michael Hall (hey, this wasn’t on my list)

3) A catapult and some ammunition (Say what?  You gonna do some pumpkin chunking?)

4)  Zombie repellant (OK, so I added this one)

5) Booze and lots of it

6) A box of live scorpions. (On those survival shows they eat scorpions.  When thieves come for you, offer to share your scorpions.  Then show them, you weren’t kidding)

7) A spam, Vegemite and blood orange fruit cake (no one living wants this, and anyone dead–like zombies–fear it’s power.  Yeah, it’s all yours.)

8) Any of Bill O’Reilly’s books.  (They can be used as kindling to start fires and since they have been untouched by human hands, they are sanitary and can be used to bind wounds.  They don’t really make serviceable toilet paper but desperate times call for desperate measures)

9) Twinkies  (Like cockroaches, it is rumored they can survive a nuclear holocaust)

10) Black box  (Just the box.  If we go away, future generations of lizard people will find it and marvel)

11)  Bear spray  (you can never have enough deodorant for bears )

12)  Doughnuts and poptarts (Thank God I don’t have to claim this one.  It’s from somebody’s hurricane disaster kit)

13) Green Beetle Gear (Green beetles are crunchy)

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2012 Predictions

Digital Cyber Terror Attack Code Named Bank Holiday

I love the Smell of Zombies in the Morning

How is the End of the World Working Out For You?

Count Down to the End of the World

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Looking for Doomsday: From the Abyss to the Apocalypse. Dec 12th 2012. 12/21/2012


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2012 Predictions

2012 Doomsday Apocalypse Predictions

Alternate Realities: Future Fictional Predictions for the Year 2012.

Predict 2012

How is the End of the World Working out for You?

Future Fictional Predictions

Digital Cyber Terror Attack Code Named Bank Holiday

I love the Smell of Zombies in the Morning

How is the End of the World Working Out For You

Count Down to the End of the World

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Looking for Doomsday:  From the Abyss to the Apocalypse. Dec 12th 2012.12/21/2012

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2012. End of the World. Doomsday. Sacred Geometries

By poetryman69

21 December 2012

Golf Balls Killed the Loch Ness Monster

2012 the movie

Scientific Serendipity

090909

Naked Vacation

Sacred Geometries

It is better to be drunk than wasted

Black moon rising

Flat Earth

Attack of the Gray Goo

Looking for God in an Atom Smasher

Who will survive 2012?

Waiting on the End of the World

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2012 Doomsday Apocalypse Predictions

2012 Predictions

Alternative Realities

Predict 2012

Future Fictional Predictions

2012 Prognostications

How to Predict 2012

How to win the 2012 Elections

Free 2012 Calendars by Mail: December Edition « Written on the Wind

Free 2012 Calendars by Mail: December Edition « Written on the Wind

Worlds End

Worlds End

Free Christmas Clip Art 2011 « Written on the Wind

Free Christmas Clip Art 2011 « Written on the Wind

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Killing Your Kids For Food

In Texas a woman with two children shot herself and her two children during a dispute at a welfare office over food stamps.  The woman, who had moved from Zanesville, Ohio shot was distraught over difficulties in obtaining welfare.

The Texas welfare system is reported to be backlogged by as many as 40,000 applications and the application process is also said to be lengthy and complicated.

Obviously the woman was deranged–she brought a gun to a welfare agency.  That means she was seriously disturbed.    It may be that  nothing could have helped her short of commitment to an insane asylum and making her kids wards of the state.

Although there was little or nothing anyone could do for her,  we are reminded that hunger in America is a needless tragedy.  It has been estimated at Americans  throw away 28 billion pounds of food per year and that the average person throws away over a half ton of food per year.  Clearly there is so much food that no one need go hungry.  In fact, if the only concern was getting enough calories to survive the day, no one need wait in line for food stamps.  Free food samples are given away by manufacturers every day.  Even more food is made very, very cheap or even free by coupons.   Some people spend under $10 for hundreds of dollars worth of food by the use of coupons in the practice known as extreme couponing.

For those who don’t want to use samples and coupons there are food pantries as well as churches and charitable organizations.

There are farmers who accept gleaners after the harvest.  Gleaners can pick up whatever crops are left in the field once the farmer is done.   In addition, some restaurants and groceries  sometimes give away food that is bruised but not spoiled.

Some folks actually advocate dumpster diving but I will not.

Almost anyone can get a free meal on his birthday and there are any number of other special national observances wherein free food is given out to special classes of people such as veterans.

There are organizations which engage in practices such as pay it forward and freecycle.  The details of such organizations vary, but the gist for many is to give gifts to strangers–especially if you have receive such a boon yourself.  Some call it random acts of kindness.

For a sane person another principle should be clear.  If you are bold enough to pull a loaded gun and stick it in someone’s face, shouldn’t you be bold enough to do something far less dangerous which would hurt no one?    As some bold bloggers have pointed out, given that most grocery stores have someone individuals, companies or corporations giving out free food samples every day of the week, any enterprising person could eat for free just by going to the store and taking the free samples that some poor, bored schmuck is almost begging people to take.

Believe it or not, there are some people so lost in despair  who don’t realize how much bounty abounds in our society.  If you know someone who is having hard times, or who hasn’t worked in a while or is having trouble making ends meet, you don’t even have to embarrass them or to be mean about it.    Tell them you got a free sample of something and they should get some before it runs out.  Send them a link to a website that lists a bunch of free sample sites.   If they have trouble following instructions or don’t have their own computer take them down to the library and show them how to find and sign up for freebies.

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Eating for Free 365 Days a Year. Free Food! Freebies and Free Eats!

Free 2012 Calendars by Mail–November 2011 Edition

Eating for Free 365 Days a Year. Free Food! Freebies - Zed Power - Open Salon

Eating for Free 365 Days a Year. Free Food! Freebies - Zed Power - Open Salon

Anti-Inflammatory Diet. Antihistamine Diet.

Anti-Inflammatory Diet. Antihistamine Diet.

Cold Comfort - Yahoo! Voices - voices.yahoo.com

Cold Comfort - Yahoo! Voices - voices.yahoo.com

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Hot Potato Management

Hot Potato Management

Seeking an Asphalt Smile

Seeking an Asphalt Smile

The Three Campaign Promises Obama is Certain to Keep

In my view, Obama has made three campaign promises he will definitely keep:

1)  Full employment for foreign criminals

2) Make the price of electricity sky-rocket

3)  Making the United States a Euro-Socialist country like Greece

In my opinion,  Obama, by committing treason against the state of Arizona and “reviewing” the status of 300,000 criminal aliens, Obama is keeping his implied promise to employ all the illegal aliens that Mexico can send us and to give them the jobs of legal Americans.  But wait there is more.  Obama is offering citizenship to any foreigner who is willing to break three or more US laws.  Some suggested laws to break are

1)  Entering the country illegally

2)  Obtaining a job under false pretenses.  For instance, using a forged or stolen social security number or using no social security number.

3) Failure to pay income and social security taxes or paying such taxes with a forged or stolen social security number

Any legal American would be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law for committing these crimes.  However the illegal votes and bribes that   Obama and the democrat party are, in my very own personal opinion, getting for encouraging criminal aliens to commit more crimes entitles the illegal aliens to rewards such as citizenship.   So from my perspective, not only can democrats be bought, but once bought, they stay bought!!!

President Barack Hussein Obama believes in Global Warming and Climate Change.  He also believes that Global Warming and Climate Change are largely the fault of the United States.  Even if Obama did not believe in these things he certainly believes in making the United States a socialist country.  And extreme environmentalism is a perfect way to destroy capitalism and institute socialism.   Jacking up the price of electricity, especially electricity made from coal will almost certainly destroy a weak economy and give Obama the perfect excuse to implement state control of everything.  Welcome to the Peoples Republic of America, a Socialist State.

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Does Obama Keep His Promises?

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President Barack Hussein Obama’s Energy Policy

Obama’s Jobs Program Plan

Obama’s $4 trillion Jobs Policy

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Zed Power

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The Three Campaign Promises Obama is Certain to Keep « Written on the Wind

The Three Campaign Promises Obama is Certain to Keep « Written on the Wind

Kill Kids to Save the Earth?

Kill Kids to Save the Earth?

Waste of Time - Yahoo! Voices - voices.yahoo.com

Waste of Time - Yahoo! Voices - voices.yahoo.com

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Turning the Moon to Blood: Blood Red Total Lunar Eclipse December 2011 « Written on the Wind

Turning the Moon to Blood: Blood Red Total Lunar Eclipse December 2011 « Written on the Wind

Turning the Moon to Blood: Blood Red Total Lunar Eclipse December 2011