Sunday, September 30, 2012

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Necronomicon: Book of the Dead

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Homemade Halloween: The Pumpkins Have It!

Pasty, Drunken Pumpkins

Saturday, September 29, 2012

Best News Out of the Middle East

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Best News Out of the Middle East

Friday, September 28, 2012

Halloween Theme Parites: Monsters and Doomsday Preppers

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Party Until Doomsday

Death Warmed Over Meets Death on a Stick Eating a Soda Cracker

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Tuesday, September 25, 2012

How to Fight Off A Zombie Apocalypse | Halloween | FireHow.com

Monday, September 24, 2012

Rainbow Apocalypse: Rainbow of Doom

Saturday, September 22, 2012

How to Avoid Terrorism At Your Local Bank | General Taxes & Finance | FireHow.com

Friday, September 21, 2012

What Makes a Zombie Ugly?

Link: www.squidoo.com/what-makes-a-zombie-ugly

Is it how Zombies look?

Is it what they do?

Is It What they Are?

Maybe it's what they eat.

For me, it's all of the above.

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Monday, September 17, 2012

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Obama's Debt Index

One way to judge how well Obama has done with the national debt is to look at his debt index.

Roughly speaking:

# of balanced budgets presented to congress
- # of unbalanced budgets signed in to law
_____________________________ ___________

-4

That would be

0-4 = -4

The best you could do on this scale would be

4 - 0 = 4

Obama gets the worst or lowest score.

By balanced budgets I mean they must be balanced in the debt and the deficit. If there is a surplus, that counts as balanced.

By unbalanced budgets signed, I mean that if the debt and deficit rose during a particular year, whatever it was you did, whether it was signing continuing resolutions or engaging in deficit spending, or borrowing or printing money, it was not balanced by the tax dollars coming in.

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The 10 Questions Obama Fears the Most

Romney's Energy and Economic Plan vs OBama's Energy and Economic Plan

Link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqHL404zhcU

Obama's Incompetence Index

The Incompetence Index for Obama works like this:

If after one term in office, it comes to re-election time and the majority of your supporters are still blaming your predecessor for your problems rather than praising your budget balancing skills, for instance, you are incompetent and should not be re-elected.

Now whose fault is it that Obama ran up $4 trillion in debt? Debt he could have vetoed any time.

Who asked to raise the debt ceiling?

Who failed to present a balanced budget to congress?

Who insisted on more deficit spending?

Who constantly offered trillions in increased spending and billions in cuts?

Necessarily Skyrocket

Obama's Jobs Program Plan

Obama's $4 trillion Jobs Policy

13 Reasons Why Obama Should be Re-Elected

Will North Korea Vote for Obama?

Link: www.zedpower.net/the-10-question-barack-husse...

Apologizing to Terrorists

The first instinct of the Obama administration when they heard that some terrorist had killed our Ambassador was to apologize to the terrorist.

For those who have forgotten, the first thing Obama did when he became president was to bow low to the whole world and apologize to the whole world for the country he was most ashamed of--the United States.

For Christians and Jews however Obama, liberals, the news media, progressive pundits and democrats are all giving a lesson in religion.

There is a religious test on the left for violence. If the perpetrators are Christians or Jews they are condemned in the strongest possible terms and law enforcement is dispatched to go get them. If the religion of the perpetrators of violence is not Christianity or Judaism, not only does the American left and their leader Obama apologize to the evil doers, they also blame some idiot who said something stupid or wrote something weird or looked at some book wrong or fiddled around with a movie for provoking the violence.

Christians and Jews around the world need to harken to the lesson your governments, the news media and pundits the world over are passing out whenever violence happens in the middle east. They allow and even encourage middle eastern terrorists and thugs to kill and destroy. They always blame the violence on some Jew or Christian who did violence to no one. You breathed too hard and provoked them.

Christians and Jews of the west, if there is ever a religious war in this world, in my very own personal opinion, all western governments have already chosen the other side. As for you, they have charted a fleet of buses so as to throw you under them.

You may as well convert now. Think of the benefits. In some middle eastern countries all they have to do is claim a Christian committed blasphemy and that Christian is as good as dead. You could get rid of anyone you did not like for any reason or no reason. All you have to do is convert.

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The 10 Questions Obama Fears the Most

Cap and Trade

Link: www.zedpower.net/romneys-energy-plan-vs-obama...

Obama's Budget Tricks

Obama uses Trickeconomics when he does his budgeting. His budgets are full of tricks and gimmicks. Since he winds up accumulating an additional one trillion dollars in debt every year you may wonder what is the point. The point is to fool idiots, morons, and Marxists. Like the New York Times, The Huffington Post, and MSNBC. The deception works just about every time with those folks. Just like playing peekaboo with a baby.

1) Obligating future presidents. Whenever any president claims savings or budget cuts in the 10th year he is in effect obligating future presidents and a future congress. After all, there is such a thing as term limits. Cuts or savings in the 10th year of a first term president or in the 5th year of a 2nd term are an IQ test. If you test positive for stupidity or if you are a Marxist, you might take them seriously.

2) Spending trillions and saving billions. You would think no one would be dumb enough to buy this one but enthusiastic Obama supporters the world over point emphatically over some billion dollar cut the Great One is supposed to have made. Dear Genius, when your Wonder Worker does that 4,000 more times, then we'll talk.

3) Cap and Trade. In a 2008 interview, Obama admitted that his cap and trade program would make energy prices "necessarily skyrocket." For those who aren't on the look out for accounting gimmicks, this means that cap and trade is a way to pick the pockets of Americans by making them pay high gas and electricity prices. This money Obama plans to pilfer from your wallet will be used to cover part of his deficits.

4) Borrow money for China to cover debts.

5) Print money and pay debts with inflated dollars

6) Borrow from the social security fund and put an IOU in there.

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How to Pay for the American Dream

Teleprompter Tingle

Link: socyberty.com/history/obama-offers-full-emplo...

Forget What Obama Said

After Obama said that Egypt was not an ally, the State Department said you should ignore what Obama said.

Did the Obama administration know what was going to happen in Libya and Egypt?

Link: www.zedpower.net/the-10-question-barack-husse...

Saturday, September 15, 2012

In Pork We Trust: The United States of Bacon

The People's Pork Protectorate: The People's Protectorate of Pork!!!

Swine Before Pearls

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Porcine Providence

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Gentlemen Prefer Pork

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Good Bye Pork Pie Hat

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Porky’s Revenge

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Porking America. Pork, Porked, Getting Porked

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So much could be solved in our lives with the proper application of pork products. We should have ham and prosciutto from sea to sea shining sea. We should have pork rinds scattered underfoot when we walk. All cemeteries should be pork lined, pork laden and pork mined. Our money should be based on pork skins and all our food should grown with pork manure. Speaking of pork manure, we should fuel our entire society on the methane derived from the excrement of pigs.
With pork we could end wars and solve world hunger. Who needs oil when you have pigs.
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Desecration of Ground Zero and 911

Why don’t we just re-zone it as a Red Light district. Put some strip joints on it.
It that doesn’t work, make it a slaughter-house for hogs. After some pigs get butchered there no one else will want it.
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The People's Republic Of Pork T-Shirt

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Apologizing to Terrorists

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Prophecies of 11.11.11 and the Angelic Armageddon Apocalypse - Angelic Apocalypse #12

Monday, September 10, 2012

Three Ways Government Is Trying to Destroy Your Car

There Is No Minimum Daily Requirement for Refined Sugar

Get a check up and make sure your doctor is on board with any dietary changes you make.

The first thing to realize is that you can't drink whatever you want. There is a saying from the seventies: "Fight the real enemy!" For dieters in the United States the real enemy is soft drinks. If you are serious about loosing weight you must cut down on them. If you are really, really serious then you must cut out all soft drinks altogether. In fact, if the only fluid you drink is water, this alone will make it difficult for you to hang on to the pounds.

The next thing to realize is that while you may be able to eat as much as you want, you can't eat anything you want. There is no minimum daily requirement for refined sugar. If you want to lose weight, remove refined sugar from your diet. This includes coffee and tea. If you can't enjoy them without sugar you might want to rethink your drink. You should give up all cakes, cookies, and pies. In fact, you should give up dessert.

Giving up certain gratuitous starches helps complete the processes. No crackers. No French fries. No pancakes. No waffles. No donuts. No potato chips.

What can you eat? I love lasagna with lots of meat and cheese. I also still eat cheese burgers. I eat yogurt and nuts and every fruit and vegetable known to man. The more veggies you eat the better. Get used to eating fruit for desert. If you fill up with vegetables and eat fruits for dessert your life is bound to improve. In case it is not obvious, I am not advocating being a vegetarian. But meat should not be the main part of your diet. Veggies should be. Other than that, do the balanced diet thing. Eat bread sparingly and make it whole grain bread when you do. If you drink fruit juice then drink it sparingly as well.

There are some supplementary things you can do. I have never seen anything that says multi-vitamins do anything for the average person so I can not recommend them. However, fish oil is said to be good for you so if your doctor agrees you might consider taking some. Another thing you might try is a kind of tea purge/cleanse. This involves drinking several cups of regular and herbal teas on weekends. Tea is said to have anti-oxidant and other good properties. Increasing the amount of garlic in your diet might not hurt either. Eating oatmeal for breakfast at least once a week isn't worst idea in the world.

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Delicious Monster Diet

Lose Toxic Fat

Tea Diet

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Eating Fire Ants

The Chewing Gum Diet

Chewing the Fat

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