Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Monday, January 30, 2012
Sunday, January 29, 2012
Curing All Diseases
We have forever sought the fountain of youth and the Phoenix tears that heal all ills. We have not yet found either one. But what follows is a compendium of attempts at cures for much of what ails us.
How to Find a Magic, Silver Bullet Cure-All
Saturday, January 28, 2012
Friday, January 27, 2012
Happy Doomsday Leap Year 2012
It seems that you cannot leap from doomsday and that the end is near no matter what you do. Well at least if you are bachelor the end is near. Tradition has it that on the leap day of a leap year women may propose to men. And any man who refuses has to pay a steep penatly!
Mystic Magic Shop
In the old days, one of my favorite ways to open up a movie, a book , or a TV show was the notion of some chararcter, entering a dusty old shop, and find a shelf in a backroom to another dimension, or finding an object which cannot be but is with powers it cannot have but it does....
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
State of the Union: Obama Promises
The Three Campaign Promises Obama is Certain to Keep
In my view, Obama has made three campaign promises he will definitely keep:
1) Full employment for foreign criminals
2) Make the price of electricity sky-rocket
3) Making the United States a Euro-Socialist country like Greece
In my opinion, Obama, by committing treason against the state of Arizona and “reviewing” the status of 300,000 criminal aliens, Obama is keeping his implied promise to employ all the illegal aliens that Mexico can send us and to give them the jobs of legal Americans. But wait there is more. Obama is offering citizenship to any foreigner who is willing to break three or more US laws. Some suggested laws to break are
1) Entering the country illegally
2) Obtaining a job under false pretenses. For instance, using a forged or stolen social security number or using no social security number.
3) Failure to pay income and social security taxes or paying such taxes with a forged or stolen social security number
Any legal American would be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law for committing these crimes. However the illegal votes and bribes that Obama and the democrat party are, in my very own personal opinion, getting for encouraging criminal aliens to commit more crimes entitles the illegal aliens to rewards such as citizenship. So from my perspective, not only can democrats be bought, but once bought, they stay bought!!!
President Barack Hussein Obama believes in Global Warming and Climate Change. He also believes that Global Warming and Climate Change are largely the fault of the United States. Even if Obama did not believe in these things he certainly believes in making the United States a socialist country. And extreme environmentalism is a perfect way to destroy capitalism and institute socialism. Jacking up the price of electricity, especially electricity made from coal will almost certainly destroy a weak economy and give Obama the perfect excuse to implement state control of everything. Welcome to the Peoples Republic of America, a Socialist State.
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Does Obama Keep His Promises?
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President Barack Hussein Obama’s Energy Policy
Obama’s $4 trillion Jobs Policy
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Monday, January 23, 2012
Year of the Black Water Dragon 4710 (2012)
A time of change or so the Chinese zodiac says. Didn't Barack Hussein Obama designate himself the agent of change? Looks like the republicans will have an uphill struggle.
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Happy 4710 the Year of the Dragon. Happy Lunar New Year 2012.
Year 4710: Happy Chinese Lunar New Year 2012. Gong Hei Fat Choy
How to Celebrate the 2012 Chinese New Year of the Dragon
Guo Nian Hao. Gong Xi Fa Cai. Gong Hei Fat Choy. Wan Shi Ru Yi. Happy Chinese Lunar New Year 2012!
From the Spring Festival to the Lantern Festival
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How to Wear Your Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak
Happy Chinese Lunar New Year 2012
Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak
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Angry Birds in the Year of the Dragon
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Sunday, January 22, 2012
Happy 4710 the Year of the Dragon. Happy Lunar New Year 2012.
Year 4710: Happy Chinese Lunar New Year 2012. Gong Hei Fat Choy
How to Celebrate the 2012 Chinese New Year of the Dragon
Guo Nian Hao. Gong Xi Fa Cai. Gong Hei Fat Choy. Wan Shi Ru Yi. Happy Chinese Lunar New Year 2012!
From the Spring Festival to the Lantern Festival
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How to Wear Your Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak
Happy Chinese Lunar New Year 2012
Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak
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Saturday, January 21, 2012
Friday, January 20, 2012
Thursday, January 19, 2012
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
恭喜发财 Guo Nian Hao. Gong Xi Fa Cai. Gong Hei Fat Choy. Wan Shi Ru Yi. Happy Chinese Lunar New Year 2012! 恭贺新禧
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- China on the Cheap – Associated Content – associatedcontent.com
- Doing small business in China
- How to do Business Travel in China | FireHow.com
- How to do Business Travel in China. Forming business models that will allow the expansion of American business into Chinese markets
- Giving China the Business – Associated Content – associatedcontent.com
- A profitable business model for China
- How to Bring Chinese Students to America | FireHow.com
- How to Bring Chinese Students to America. We need to generate some more foreign trade income for the US
- China on a Shoestring | Bukisa.com
- How do small businesses get a foothold in China?
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- Bull in a China Shop
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What is the most Exotic thing you have ever put in your mouth?
- Killing the Kitchen God
- Buddha Jumped Over the Wall
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
Monday, January 16, 2012
2012 Predictions: The Great Chinese Pollution Riots of 2012
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But in hidden corners of industrial China, in harsh outlying district, there are places where no bureaucrat from the Chinese central government ever ventures, because he knows he will be both uncomfortable and unwelcome in such a sparse setting. It is easy then for local officials and factory managers to convince the centralized bureaucrats who would otherwise nose around, to report the industrial output as one quarter of its real value so that everyone involved can pocket the difference.
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2012 Predictions: The Great Chinese Pollution Riots of 2012
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Can You Start Your Own Business and Succeed?
My wife is starting her own business. She is being given encouragement and knowledge by friends and coworkers. She has been getting educated on everything from the history of the business she is getting into to the tax ramifications.
Is it enough? Time will tell and we will let you know!
Sunday, January 15, 2012
Happy Chinese Lunar New Year of the Dragon 2012!
Happy Chinese Lunar New Year of the Dragon 2012!
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Chinese New Year 2012. Spring Festival and Golden Week. Lantern Festival.
The beginning of the Chinese New Year season is called the Spring Festival or the Golden Week. There are several Golden Weeks in China around various holidays throughout the year.
The Chinese holiday calendar is based on the moon so one could almost wish people a “Happy Lunar New Year” as opposed to a Chinese New Year or a Spring Festival.
Some say that for the Chinese, the Spring Festival is the most important holiday and that it is similar in significance to Christmas in the west. It is a time when families reunite and when special meals are cooked and eaten. It is even a time for buying and exchanging gifts. And the children get special presents. It is import to wish everyone that you care about good fortune,good health and long life.
Chinese New Year is an especially fortunate time to receive a red envelope, there may be money in it.
The New Year’s season lasts for 15 days. The time it take for the new moon to become full again. Some of the days have special significance. For instance there are days set aside to show reverence for the dead or visit relatives. The 15 days period begins with the Spring Festival and ends with the Lantern Festival.
There are many traditions that are associated with bringing good fortune into the new year. Such as the donning of new clothes and shoes. This is particularly true for children who are often given money in red envelopes as well.
Thoroughly cleaning the house, clothes, and all kitchen utensils can be part of the Chinese New Year tradition.
Some people believe in using firecrackers and even special lion dances in order to bring about good luck or to hold the spirits that cause bad luck at bay.
Happiness blessings are to be seen everywhere in an area that is ushering in the Chinese New Year.
The Lantern Festival marks the end of the celebration of the Chinese New year. It is celebrated by lighting many colorful and ornate lanterns and by the eating of rice ball dumplings. Ancient tradition holds that the lantern festival is a time for solving puzzles and riddles.
The origins of the Lantern Festival are varied and colorful. Some think that the lanterns were lit to forestall the anger of vengeful Gods, others think the lanterns celebrate the joy of happy Gods.
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How to Have a Soft Landing in China
How to Bring Chinese Students to America
Importing Clean Tech From China
Spring Festival and Lantern Festival
How to Celebrate the Chinese New Year
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Psychic Predictions for 2012
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Happy Chinese Lunar New Year of the Dragon 2012!
- Bull in a China Shop
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What is the most Exotic thing you have ever put in your mouth?
- Killing the Kitchen God
- Buddha Jumped Over the Wall
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2012 Predictions: The Great Chinese Pollution Riots of 2012
In China, a series of deadly and economically crippling pollution events will kill thousands and spark anti-government pollution riots. The government will call on the world’s top environmentalists for a conference. Since the top environmentalists will all be from the West, they will be offered double their western salaries to go forth and work as green proselytizers all over China. At it will appear that the Green infusion is working. The pollution alerts in China’s major industrial cities will abate and the air and water in many places will begin to become cleaner.
But in hidden corners of industrial China, in harsh outlying district, there are places where no bureaucrat from the Chinese central government ever ventures, because he knows he will be both uncomfortable and unwelcome in such a sparse setting. It is easy then for local officials and factory managers to convince the centralized bureaucrats who would otherwise nose around, to report the industrial output as one quarter of its real value so that everyone involved can pocket the difference....
2012 Predictions: The Great Chinese Pollution Riots of 2012
In China, a series of deadly and economically crippling pollution events will kill thousands and spark anti-government pollution riots. The government will call on the world’s top environmentalists for a conference. Since the top environmentalists will all be from the West, they will be offered double their western salaries to go forth and work as green proselytizers all over China. At it will appear that the Green infusion is working. The pollution alerts in China’s major industrial cities will abate and the air and water in many places will begin to become cleaner.
But in hidden corners of industrial China, in harsh outlying district, there are places where no bureaucrat from the Chinese central government ever ventures, because he knows he will be both uncomfortable and unwelcome in such a sparse setting. It is easy then for local officials and factory managers to convince the centralized bureaucrats who would otherwise nose around, to report the industrial output as one quarter of its real value so that everyone involved can pocket the difference....
Saturday, January 14, 2012
Tim Tebow is Terrible
There is a story out that 43% of Americans think that God Almighty, the Creator of the Universe is helping some Nimrod named Tim Tebow win football games. There are children being starved and beaten planet wide and God has time for this? Only an insane God would waste His time in this way. But wait, there's more. In a national, political beauty contest, Obama got 43% in a hypothetical election against Ron Paul. My God, at least 4 in 10 Americans are idiots! But wait there's less. Even dumber than an Obama voter are the 37% of the hypothetical poll who would have voted for Ron Paul. Ron Paul's newsletters wherein he demonstrates hatred for blacks, Jews and gays disqualifies him utterly and immediately. Unless you think Greece and the Soviet Union are models of good government, voting for Obama is an act of shear stupidity in my book.
Doomsday For Sale
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How to Prepare for the End of the World
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How Will You Spend Your Last Day on Earth?
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How is the End Of the World Working Out for you?
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11.11.11 and the Angelic Armageddon Apocalypse
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Doomsday For Sale
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How to Prepare for the End of the World
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11.11.11 and the Angelic Armageddon Apocalypse
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Chinese Cuisine: Buddha Jumps Over the Wall
Chinese Cuisine: Buddha Jumps Over the Wall
Buddha Jumps Over the Wall is a Chinese soup that is said to be so tasty that it made the vegetarian Buddha go off his vegetarian diet. He supposedly literally jumped over a wall to get at whatever smelled so good while it was cooking.
I don’t know. To my western tastes it looks fibrous and fishy. These are qualities that if taken alone I do not find appetizing. When brought together, they compose a dish that makes me say: I’ll pass.
Even though I will not eat Buddha Jumps over a Wall, the ingredients and the name are so intriguing that I am moved to describe them to you.
It has shark fin in it. Despite the fact that some rave about the anti-cancer properties of shark fin, I will still pass.
Like any other food made for consumption by humans, the exact ingredients probably depend on who is making the soup. But traditionally the soup has contained shark fins, shrimp, dried sea cucumbers, mushrooms, ginseng, and something called wolfberries.
Buddha soup by some recipes can take up to three days to cook and can contain as many as 30 ingredients.
Some additional ingredients used in some variants of the soup are scallions, quail eggs, bamboo shoots, chicken, pork feet, fish maw, lamb, turnips, carrots, cinnamon, star anise, rock candy, dark soy sauce, bamboo leave and lotus leaves.
Shark fin is one of the more difficult ingredients to deal with. Some cooks say it should be soaked in vinegar over night. Given how tough the shark fin must be to take this kind of treatment even before it is cooked, one wonders what made the first gourmet think of eating it. Hunger I guess.
Just looking over the ingredients of the Buddha Jumps Over the Wall soup it is obviously high in protein and calcium.
I am sure it will come as no surprise that some people claim that Chinese soups in general confer many health benefits to the consumer. I don’t know about Buddha jumped over the wall in particular , but some have claimed weight loss and the easing of tummy aches from eating the soups of China.
For those who like to know the origins of their cuisine, the Buddha soup is said to come from Fuzhou, in Fujian province.
Don’t attempt it unless you are a serious and patient cook.
Chinese Cuisine: Buddha Jumped Over the Wall
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What is the most Exotic thing you have ever put in your mouth?
Delicious Monsters, Inedible Mutants and Dragon’s Blood
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Friday, January 13, 2012
Thursday, January 12, 2012
Sustainable Charity, Cure Alls, and Magic Silver Bullets
Sustainable Charity
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Monday, January 9, 2012
Sunday, January 8, 2012
Cold Moon (December)
Cold Moon,Night Moon,Respect Moon,Peach Moon,Twelfth Moon, Big Winter Moon,Ashes Fire Moon,Oak Moon,Long Night Moon,
Popping Trees Moon,Running Wolves Moon,Frost Fish Moon, Finger Moon
The Moon of Long cold nights. Winter Solstice Moon.
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Wolf Moon
Snow Moon
Worm Moon
Pink Moon
Flower Moon
Strawberry Moon
Buck Moon
Sturgeon Moon
Corn Moon
Harvest Moon
Beaver Moon
Cold Moon
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