Zombies, Zombys, Xombies: August 2015

Godzilla vs the Super Blood Moon

September could be a month for the fulfillment of prophecy. Not only is it the anniversary of 9/11 but the pope is coming to address congress. Moreover the 4^th moon of the Blood Moon Tetrad, a Super Moon is due. Several dates in the month of September have been singled out for the End of the World. Among them the 23^rd, the 26^th and the 28^th.

China

Seeing the pope and the president together might goose China into releasing some secret Climate Change information they may have been hoarding. The analysis would states there is nothing the west can do about Climate Change. If it is happening and if it can be fixed only China can do anything about. China will then present Obama with a bill for a trillion dollars. After all, anything China did they did to provide the US with goods so China will reason that the pollution is the fault of the US.

Whilst the US was busy with sticker shock, China will take Taiwan, the Philippines and anything else that handy.

Russia

Russia may retake the lands of the old Soviet Union.

Iran

Seeing the rest of the world in chaos, Iran may decide to show Israel just how honest they were about that pseudo “treaty” they signed with Barack Hussein Obama.

Bot Attack.

All the malware all over the world with attack simultaneously and take all the money. The federal government will protect us from the hackers just as well as they protected themselves when hackers got to the personnel data of all federal employees.

Terrorist Trifecta

Groups such as Boko Haram, Al Qaeda and the Taliban might consider such an auspicious month as an ideal time to do mischief. Suppose they did something totally unexpected like endorsed Donald Trump’s hair for Commander in Chief. The odd joke might be enough to sink Trump’s hopes to president.

The ku klutz klan the neo nutzis might want to get in on that action. They might try rallying for Trump wherever he goes and they try to ask for a payoff not to show up. Those nuts who picket veteran’s funerals might try the same thing.

Seeing this others might try to get in on the act. Imagine a Convicted Felons for Hillary campaign for instance.

Marxists and Communist for Weekend at Bernie’s Sanders rallies will just give him more street cred. Say hello to president Bernie. Call us the Union of Gay and Communist States forever more!

Attack of the Machines

Drones, automated cars, all autonomous machines may be directed by malicious software and via backdoor computer chips, to lay waste to west. They would take all the money and use all weapons to wipe us out.

Mexico Attacks

Mexico may decide it has enough people in place. Mexico invades and takes over the United States. Obama surrenders. Something he was already doing before Mexico made it official. Spanish will become the official language of the Mexican province called Vespucci. America will be no more.

ISIS

ISIS withdraws from the middle east. Invades the US simultaneously with Mexico. ISIS takes Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont and Road Island. They ban pork, institute the burka and begin the beheadings of non-believers. All the atheists instantly convert to Islam.

Aporkalypse
Pork will be banned. Sharia law will be enforced throughout the land.

Godzilla

Some meteorologists say that a rain of almost Biblical proportions could be coming to places like California. Some call this a Godzilla El Nino. So after the End of the World, it rains.

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