Monday, April 30, 2012
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Saturday, April 28, 2012
Friday, April 27, 2012
Thursday, April 26, 2012
Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Monday, April 23, 2012
Sunday, April 22, 2012
Dogs Against Romney
Do You Know How Your Dog Tastes? President Obama Does. Happy Earth Day!
The next time you encounter the commander in chief you should ask, oh so respectfully and politely of course, if your dog, when properly cooked, would taste like chicken. President Barack Hussein Obama has eaten more dog than any other occupant of the White House. Barack Hussein Obama is uniquely equipped to render an opinion on the relative tastiness of cooked American dog.
Obama has been the source of many broken records and many firsts since he has been in the White House. Since I doubt that there have been any dog eaters before Obama became president and there probably won’t be many more after he leaves the oval office we can probably say that Obama is the first president to have eaten a dog before he entered the white house and the only dog eater to ever sit in the oval office.
Some of Barack Hussein Obama’s most ardent political supporters, the environmentalists, have stated that a pet dog is more destructive to the environment than an SUV and the best thing for the environment would be if you eat your dog rather than keep it as a pet. So for earth day, you either eat the dog you have or buy a shelter dog and kill it and eat it. Surely this is not too big a sacrifice to save the entire planet from a hideous fate!
So some of the best things to do on Earth Day or any day to save the environment is to eat your dog and support Obama’s re-election campaign. In fact, if you just vote straight ticket for the democrats they will relieve you have the responsibility of having pets by outlawing animal slavery and they will feed your dog to you after they save the environment by killing your dog.
So, how’s the dog? Do you like your dog boiled, baked or fried?
Some of Obama’s supporters who happen to animal rights activist have actually killed thousands of dogs in order to save the mutts from a fate worse than death. It would be shame to let that good dog go to waste when there are so many dishes going meatless.
Obama’s supporters have complained about the way Mitt Romney has treated dogs in the past and rightly so. After all, when Romney got done doing whatever he did to that dog, it was still alive. And worse than that, Romney did not even eat the dog!
As the Obama nation gears up for the next election and invites every illegal alien and foreign criminal to cross the border to vote—democrats have sworn on both the Bible and the Communist Manifesto that they will not ask anyone for a picture ID when they vote—be sure to celebrate the re-coronation of the Comrade Chairman Hussein this November by having the hair of the dog. And a hot dog, of course.
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13 Things Obama May Do If Re-Elected
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Do You Know How Your Dog Tastes? President Obama Does. Happy Earth Day!
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The next time you encounter the commander in chief you should ask, oh so respectfully and politely of course, if your dog, when properly cooked, would taste like chicken. President Barack Hussein Obama has eaten more dog than any other occupant of the White House. Barack Hussein Obama is uniquely equipped to render an opinion on the relative tastiness of cooked American dog.
Obama has been the source of many broken records and many firsts since he has been in the White House. Since I doubt that there have been any dog eaters before Obama became president and there probably won’t be many more after he leaves the oval office we can probably say that Obama is the first president to have eaten a dog before he entered the white house and the only dog eater to ever sit in the oval office.
Some of Barack Hussein Obama’s most ardent political supporters, the environmentalists, have stated that a pet dog is more destructive to the environment than an SUV and the best thing for the environment would be if you eat your dog rather than keep it as a pet. So for earth day, you either eat the dog you have or buy a shelter dog and kill it and eat it. Surely this is not too big a sacrifice to save the entire planet from a hideous fate!
So some of the best things to do on Earth Day or any day to save the environment is to eat your dog and support Obama’s re-election campaign. In fact, if you just vote straight ticket for the democrats they will relieve you have the responsibility of having pets by outlawing animal slavery and they will feed your dog to you after they save the environment by killing your dog.
So, how’s the dog? Do you like your dog boiled, baked or fried?
Some of Obama’s supporters who happen to animal rights activist have actually killed thousands of dogs in order to save the mutts from a fate worse than death. It would be shame to let that good dog go to waste when there are so many dishes going meatless.
Obama’s supporters have complained about the way Mitt Romney has treated dogs in the past and rightly so. After all, when Romney got done doing whatever he did to that dog, it was still alive. And worse than that, Romney did not even eat the dog!
As the Obama nation gears up for the next election and invites every illegal alien and foreign criminal to cross the border to vote—democrats have sworn on both the Bible and the Communist Manifesto that they will not ask anyone for a picture ID when they vote—be sure to celebrate the re-coronation of the Comrade Chairman Hussein this November by having the hair of the dog. And a hot dog, of course.
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13 Things Obama May Do If Re-Elected
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Saturday, April 21, 2012
Friday, April 20, 2012
Will Obama Eat Your Dog?
13 Things Obama May Do If Re-Elected
Thursday, April 19, 2012
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Sunday, April 15, 2012
The Doomsday List: The Last List You'll Ever Make
- How to Have a Happy DoomCember | General Events & Celebrations | FireHow.com
- How to Have a Happy DoomCember
- How to Be a Doomsday Prepper | General Hobbies | FireHow.com
- How to Be a Doomsday Prepper
- How to Prepare for Doomsday | General Events & Celebrations | FireHow.com
- How to Prepare for Doomsday
- How to Apologize for Doomsday | General Holidays | FireHow.com
- How to Apologize for Doomsday. I'm sorry, I thought it was doomsday
- How to Calculate Doomsday | General Hobbies | FireHow.com
- How to Calculate Doomsday
- Doomsday For Dummies
- Doomsday For Dummies - Zed Power
- Doomsday For Dummies
- Doomsday For Dummies - Zed Power
- 2012 Doomsday Survival Kit - Yahoo! Voices - voices.yahoo.com
- Top 13 items that should be in your doomsday apocalypse survival kit
Saturday, April 14, 2012
Thursday, April 12, 2012
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Monday, April 9, 2012
Sunday, April 8, 2012
Super Duper Pooper Scooper Man
At last the super hero that the world needed, hoped for, and even prayed for has made his debut. Super Duper Pooper Scooper Man. He's not a hero for the best of us, but he is a hero for the rest of us. And maybe Festivus.
Saturday, April 7, 2012
Friday, April 6, 2012
Thursday, April 5, 2012
Wednesday, April 4, 2012
International Twit Award Month
April Twits take over where April Fools left off. Wear the fool's cap proudly you Twits. You earned it! Rush Limbaugh must certainly be nominated for the Twit Award. Gratuitous insults meet the dictionary definition for a twit--and they are Limbaugh's stock and trade.
Keith Olbermann seems a shoe-in for any twit award but let's be honest here. Olbermann owns the category of Pompous Twit award. In fact, by getting himself fired yet again from a job for being the biggest jerk in the room, Olbermann has richly earned the Lifetime Achievement Award for being the Most Pompous Twit on 8 Planets.
Oh and to all the millionaire twits who spare a few moments out of their busy day of banging the butler, to criticize the little people in fly over country for owning Bibles and guns and SUVs. Well....Let me say this about that: Shut the hell up rich boy!!!
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
Monday, April 2, 2012
Sunday, April 1, 2012
Happy April Fool's Day: April Fools!
The Feast of All Fools: April Fool's Day. Foolhardy Foolishness
Fool's Paradise:April Fool's Day
FoolHardy Foolishness for April Fool's Day
The Feast of Fools: All Fools Day. April Fool's Day
All Fools Day: April Fool's Day Tricks, Treats, Pranks and Jokes
How to Avoid Being Foolish on April Fools Day
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The Gift of Doomsday: Gift Shop At the End of the World. Doomsday For Sale.
Doomsday Sale: Everything Must Go!
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DoomCember T-Shirts from the Gift Shop At the End of the World
Gift Shop At the End of the World
It's our end of the world sale. Everything must go!
The last hoodie you'll every need
Deadman's sweat shirt--but only if it's the end of the world
My other girlfriend is a Zombie T-shirt
What did Dr Smith say: We are all Doomed!
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Shop like there is no tomorrow at the Armageddon Gift Shop on the Apocalypse level of the mall.
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DoomCember or DoomCinder 2012
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Doomsday For Dummies 2012
How to Observe that Feb 29th Leap Day is Doomsday
How to Celebrate 2012 Doomsday Leap Year
How to Experience NerdPocalypse
How to Wear Your Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak
How to Have Quiet DoomsDay and a Silent Apocalypse
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I'm Sorry, I thought it was Doomsday
Feb 29th, Leap Day, is Doomsday
Doomsday Lemming Lovers Embrace Their Fate
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Doomsday: Panic Now and Avoid the Rush
2012 Doomsdays, Prophesies and Predictions
Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak
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On Feb 29th Will You be my Doomsday Valentine or my Leap Valentine?
2012 Doomsday Apocalypse Predictions
How Is the End Of the World Working Out For You?
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Doomsday For Sale
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How to Prepare for the End of the World
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How Will You Spend Your Last Day on Earth?
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How is the End Of the World Working Out for you?
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11.11.11 and the Angelic Armageddon Apocalypse
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The Very Last Gift Shop You will Ever Need
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