| Date | Title | Hits | Rating |
| 11/26/11 11:54:50 | How to Build a Slacker Detector | 26 |  / 0 |
| 11/12/11 12:48:58 | How to predict the Year 2012 | 51 |  / 1 |
| 11/03/11 11:33:58 | How to Wish For Luck at 11:11 on 11:11:11 | 142 | / 0 |
| 11/02/11 14:41:04 | How to Divorce Kim Kardashian | 40 | / 1 |
| 10/27/11 12:23:03 | How to Love a Zombie | 52 | / 0 |
| 10/19/11 14:26:44 | How to Have Quiet DoomsDay and a Silent Apocalypse | 90 | / 0 |
| 10/12/11 22:44:13 | How to Have a Zombie Comet Elenin Watching Party | 19 | / 0 |
| 09/17/11 07:50:45 | How Obama Will Not Help You Find a Job But I Will | 121 | / 1 |
| 09/13/11 15:02:11 | How to Enter Sweepstakes and Contests | 7 | / 1 |
| 09/11/11 10:46:23 | How to Get the Government To Leave You Alone | 15 | / 2 |
| 09/11/11 01:39:31 | How to Have an Unorthodox 9.11 Observance | 12 | / 0 |
| 08/03/11 22:56:01 | How to Win the 2012 Elections | 56 | / 1 |
| 07/25/11 00:11:41 | How to Buy a Bikini That fits | 71 | / 2 |
| 06/19/11 13:04:40 | How to Enumerate the 13 Greatest Evils in the Modern World | 45 | / 0 |
| 04/06/11 12:45:04 | How to Shut Down the Federal Government | 51 | / 2 |
| 03/12/11 13:50:59 | How to Prepare for the March 19 2011 Super Moon | 121 | / 1 |
| 03/10/11 12:53:45 | How to Think About 3/11/11 or 3-11-11 or 3.11.11 or March 11 2011 or 3.11.11 or 3/11/11 | 196 | / 1 |
| 03/07/11 13:46:55 | How to Choose Between Licking Charlie Sheen’s Feet and Fighting for Gaddafi | 92 | / 1 |
| 02/28/11 23:49:40 | How do Determine What Charlie Sheen and Muammar Gaddafi Have in Common | 78 | / 2 |
| 02/06/11 04:02:17 | How to Decorate for Valentine’s Day 2011 | 112 | / 1 |
| 01/30/11 09:18:57 | How to Celebrate the Spring and Lantern Festivals of the 2011 Chinese New Year | 106 | / 1 |
| 01/22/11 10:50:29 | How to have a Dallas Texas Super Bowl Party | 47 | / 1 |
| 01/16/11 14:57:40 | How to Prevent Apolitical, Anti-Social Violence | 167 | / 1 |
| 01/16/11 12:32:16 | How to Ride the Silver Bullet | 43 | / 0 |
| 01/16/11 12:09:40 | How to Prepare for the End of the World on May 21 2011 | 736 | / 4 |
| 01/16/11 02:03:01 | How to Travel Naked | 55 | / 2 |
| 01/15/11 14:08:51 | How to host an Angel Art Archive for 11-11-11, 11:11, and 11/11/11 | 206 | / 2 |
| 12/31/10 05:49:45 | How to Celebrate a Lucky 1/1/11 2011 New Year | 411 | / 0 |
| 11/26/10 06:07:08 | How to Predict the Future, 2011 | 164 | / 1 |
| 11/18/10 13:25:15 | How to be a Terrible Texas Toilet Terror | 24 | / 0 |
| 11/15/10 12:44:45 | How to Eat Squirrels, Tarantulas, Scorpions, and Insects | 68 | / 1 |
| 11/14/10 12:39:18 | How to reduce the Deficit, pay off the National Debt, and Balance the Budget | 111 | / 1 |
| 11/13/10 03:55:39 | How to Build a Time Machine | 214 | / 1 |
| 11/11/10 12:52:07 | How to Celebrate 1/1/11, 1/11/11 , 11:11 and 11/11/11 | 1467 | / 1 |
| 10/09/10 10:58:51 | How to Pick Your Lucky Numbers | 93 | / 0 |
| 10/05/10 14:00:54 | How to Celebrate 101010 | 109 | / 0 |
| 09/06/10 03:09:01 | How to Combat Digital Terrorists and Cyber Crime | 80 | / 0 |
| 08/22/10 03:58:39 | How to Turn on the Millionaire Maker Cash Machine | 91 | / 0 |
| 05/24/10 06:07:37 | How to Avoid the 7 Deadly Internet Sins | 250 | / 1 |
| 05/21/10 13:46:27 | How to Commit Cyber Suicide | 280 | / 1 |
| 05/19/10 14:34:34 | How to Wear an Ugly Bikini. | 1164 | / 1 |
| 05/05/10 12:07:54 | How to Fix Illegal Immigration | 226 | / 1 |
| 02/14/10 08:23:31 | How to Be Famous for Being Famous | 555 | / 0 |
| 01/28/10 16:05:17 | How to Free the United States from Foreign Oil | 140 | / 1 |
| 01/16/10 11:35:41 | How to Celebrate a Full Metal Valentines Day | 270 | / 1 |
| 01/16/10 10:39:26 | How to Celebrate Pantless and other Fetishes | 373 | / 1 |
| 01/16/10 09:28:31 | How to Bring Chinese Students to America | 497 | / 0 |
| 01/16/10 08:14:22 | How to do Business Travel in China | 332 | / 0 |
| 01/05/10 15:26:10 | How to End Terrorism | 271 | / 1 |
| 01/04/10 16:36:51 | How to Celebrate Valentines Day | 287 | / 2 |
| 01/03/10 03:30:42 | How to Prove that Global Warming and Climate Change are Hoaxes and Frauds | 4997 | / 58 |
| 01/01/10 15:14:01 | How to Have a Happy 2010th, New Year | 85 | / 1 |
