I did hear that there was a dude who had the undead on speed dial. A sort of have zombie, will travel situation. Some dude with a back of mobile zombies. His motto was something like "Will eat brainz for food." He would not eat the brains but his pet zombies would. He wanted food to get his zombies to perform. But he would take gold if you didn't have any people food.
Some folks ask: What can you do with zombies? Well, what can't you do? Rig up a good trebuchet and you can go zombie skeet shooting. If you need to get rid of someone inconvenient a zombie will do the job. If the tax collector or any kind of human run entity is busting your chops, send in the zombies as your legal representatives. Negotiations are sure to go your way.
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