In Pork We Trust: The United States of Bacon

The People's Pork Protectorate:  The People's Protectorate of Pork!!!

Swine Before Pearls

By poetryman69

Porcine Providence

By poetryman69

Gentlemen Prefer Pork

By poetryman69

Good Bye Pork Pie Hat

By poetryman69

Porky’s Revenge

By poetryman69

Porking America. Pork, Porked, Getting Porked

By poetryman69
So much could be solved in our lives with the proper application of pork products.  We should have ham and prosciutto from sea to sea shining sea.  We should have pork rinds scattered underfoot when we walk.  All cemeteries should be pork lined, pork laden and pork mined.  Our money should be based on pork skins and all our food should grown with pork manure.  Speaking of pork manure, we should fuel our entire society on the methane derived from the excrement of pigs.
With pork we could end wars and solve world hunger.  Who needs oil when you have pigs.
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Desecration of Ground Zero and 911

Why don’t  we just re-zone it as a Red Light district.  Put some strip joints on it.
It that doesn’t work, make it a slaughter-house for hogs.  After some pigs get butchered there no one else will want it.
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