Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak
I am wearing my Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak. Hey, it’s invisible. How would you know if I am wearing it or not? As a matter of fact, the fact that you can’t see it means the power is even greater!!!!
Just saw a great post on another website of a fetching lass wearing her invisible Mystic Mayan power cloak–and nothing else. Love that cloak!
Not for the feint of heart. If you were unable to see the Emperor’s new clothes or the accomplishments of the Obama administration. You do not want to see it!
Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak
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2012 Doomsday Survival Kit
I was looking at what some folks call essential. Surely you would only put the essentials in your 21 December 2012 doomsday survival kit:
1) One box of extra large magnum condoms (sounds like wishful thinking…)
2) A signed photo of Anthony Michael Hall (hey, this wasn’t on my list)
3) A catapult and some ammunition (Say what? You gonna do some pumpkin chunking?)
4) Zombie repellant (OK, so I added this one)
5) Booze and lots of it
6) A box of live scorpions. (On those survival shows they eat scorpions. When thieves come for you, offer to share your scorpions. Then show them, you weren’t kidding)
7) A spam, Vegemite and blood orange fruit cake (no one living wants this, and anyone dead–like zombies–fear it’s power. Yeah, it’s all yours.)
Any of Bill O’Reilly’s books. (They can be used as kindling to start fires and since they have been untouched by human hands, they are sanitary and can be used to bind wounds. They don’t really make serviceable toilet paper but desperate times call for desperate measures)
9) Twinkies (Like cockroaches, it is rumored they can survive a nuclear holocaust)
10) Black box (Just the box. If we go away, future generations of lizard people will find it and marvel)
11) Bear spray (you can never have enough deodorant for bears )
12) Doughnuts and poptarts (Thank God I don’t have to claim this one. It’s from somebody’s hurricane disaster kit)
13) Green Beetle Gear (Green beetles are crunchy)
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2012 Predictions
Digital Cyber Terror Attack Code Named Bank Holiday
I love the Smell of Zombies in the Morning
How is the End of the World Working Out For You?
Count Down to the End of the World
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Looking for Doomsday: From the Abyss to the Apocalypse. Dec 12th 2012. 12/21/2012
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2012 Predictions
2012 Doomsday Apocalypse Predictions
Alternate Realities: Future Fictional Predictions for the Year 2012.
How is the End of the World Working out for You?
Digital Cyber Terror Attack Code Named Bank Holiday
I love the Smell of Zombies in the Morning
How is the End of the World Working Out For You
Count Down to the End of the World
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Looking for Doomsday: From the Abyss to the Apocalypse. Dec 12th 2012.12/21/2012
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2012. End of the World. Doomsday. Sacred Geometries
Golf Balls Killed the Loch Ness Monster
It is better to be drunk than wasted
Looking for God in an Atom Smasher
Waiting on the End of the World
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2012 Doomsday Apocalypse Predictions
Psychic Predictions for 2012
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